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AGING DISGRACEFULLY starring Charlie Hall and Doreen Collins
February 23 Doors: 11am

Charlie Hall and Doreen Collins have created a new hit show called AGING DISGRACEFULLY. It's a mix of stand-up, song, satire and skits on the perks and  pitfalls of getting old. From botox to bifocals to bingo, this dynamic duo- both members of the RI Comedy Hall of Fame- covers it all in this very interactive 75 min comedy cabaret. Coupled with the Newport Playhouse pub menu this is a great night out for the fun-after-fifty set. And frankly the fun-BEFORE-fifty set too! Recent winner of a BEST OF RI award!

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BAGGAGE
March 16 - May 8 202

Two difficult, single people, Phyllis and Bradley, both trying to heal from their respective disappointing relationships, get their luggage mixed up at the airport.  After a very disagreeable first encounter, the two decide to help each other get over their heartaches by forcing a friendship that eventually leads to the two discovering they may just be perfect for each other.

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JUST A DINNER
May 14 - June 18, 2025

Single and in their 50s, are Candace and Oliver prepared to re-enter the internet dating scene at their ages? For that matter, are their adult children prepared for it? One step at a time. After all, it’s just a dinner.

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IT'S YOUR FUNERAL
June 25 - August 7, 2025

A traditional farce, this is the story of George, who quit betting on the ponies a year ago after squandering his wife's inheritance nearly costing him their marriage.  TO make a fresh start, they open a funeral home and their first customer is the mother of a senator.  Hoping to make a splash, the plan begins to fall apart when George gets bad news.

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IT'S JUST SEX
August 13 - September 11, 2025

With the kids away, three married couples get together for an evening of relaxation and laughs. But as the liquor flows and secrets are revealed, trust is tested and boundaries are broken. It's Just Sex is a comedic and thought-provoking look at fidelity, lust, communication, and what it really takes for a marriage to survive and thrive. By the end of the evening, what should have been just an innocent party turns into an event that changes all three relationships forever.

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COSMO ST. CHARLES
September 17 - October 20, 2025

There's been a murder at the St. Charles Estate, and one detective is determined to get to the bottom of it.  If they could only get their facts straight.  Join this sleuth and the cast of suspects through the comedic twists and turns of a mystery with a different ending every show.

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A Twisted Christmas Carol
November 12 - December 31, 2025

A Twisted Christmas Carol is a Texas spoof of Charles Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol. It’s Christmas Eve in a small west Texas town, and cantankerous barbecue joint owner Buford Johnson gets in an argument with his wife Darla, tells her he's skipping Christmas, storms out of the restaurant, goes four-wheeling in his pickup, gets hit by a twister, rolls his truck, and goes into a coma. He comes back in his dream where he's visited by ex-business partner, Hank Walker, who plays the ghost of Christmas past, present, and future. Hank takes Buford on a journey similar to Scrooge's in A Christmas Carol, only Texas-style.

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