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May 29


July 1

A Little Quickie

written by: Billy Van Zandt & Jane Milmore

produced by: Newport Playhouse

directed by: Harland Meltzer

Show Synopsis:

The only thing standing between a comedian hitting the big time is a little one-night stand - with his partner's wife!

Nothing stands between the comedy team of Steve & Allen finally achieving their dreams of success. Nothing that is, except for an ill-timed fling between Allen and Steve's wife, Sara. The duo's flashy manager Roscoe Clementine joins in to cover up the affair and save Allen from getting found out by his partner. Steve & Allen’s comedic routines provide a hilarious running commentary in between the spicy dialogue in this comic door slamming farce.

“Wild, wacky and wickedly funny” – American Theatre Web

Enjoy a great buffet, a funny play

and a fun-filled cabaret!

Call (401) 848-PLAY for reservations and information 

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