April 2

through

May 23

Sex Please, We're Sixty

written by: Michael Parker & Susan Parker

produced by: Newport Playhouse

directed by: Harland Meltzer 

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Show Synopsis:

A raucous romp that proves that bedroom fun and games don't stop at retirement!

Ladies love their weekend getaways at the quaint Rose Cottage Bed & Breakfast. The prim and proper owner Mrs. Stancliffe thinks it's just her cozy B&B bringing them back for more , but next-door neighbor “Bud the Stud” believes it is his manly charms. Meanwhile a neighboring chemist has developed a little blue pill called “Venusia” to increase the libido of menopausal women. When Bud’s Viagra pills get mixed up with the Venusia the men suddenly have all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes and mood swings! This saucy senior comedy delivers laughs and surprises at every turn. From the authors that brought you the hilarious The Lone Star Love Potion and There's a Burglar in My Bed.


"If you need a rollicking good time filled with laughter, this is a must-see play."

- The City Wire

Enjoy a great buffet, a funny play

and a fun-filled cabaret!

Call (401) 848-PLAY for reservations and information