Harris Cashes Out
September 18 – October 26, 2014
Forty years ago, a composer named Harris wrote an off-Broadway musical. Sadly, it closed after just one performance! Fast forward, and we find the elderly Harris down on his luck, But he still dreams of making it on Broadway. The laughs unfold when he is thrown together with the flaky young woman who lives down the hall—and his life takes a hilarious turn when her scheming boyfriend comes up with a devious plan to cash in on Harris’ past!
Brighton Beach Memoirs
October 30 – November 23, 2014
Eugene, a teen who lives with his family in a crowded, lower middle- class Brooklyn apartment, dreams of baseball and girls. But his life consists of his formidable mother, overworked father, worldly older brother Stanley, his widowed Aunt Blanche and her two young (but rapidly aging!) daughters, and Grandpa—whipping up a recipe for hilarity, served up Neil Simon style!
Lie, Cheat, and Genuflect
November 28 – December 31, 2014
February 19 – March 15, 2015
Two young men—and gamblers who never win—have a rich uncle who is leaving all his money to a niece who is a nun—whom he has never seen! The uncle dies, and one of the nephews arrives as the niece, dressed as a nun—and the fun begins!
When The Cats Away
Thursday, March 19 – Sunday, May 3, 2015
When Mildred and Ethel go off on a trip to Paris, the "mice will play". Egged on by Ethel's philandering husband Humphrey Pomfrey, George agrees to invite two charming little sex kittens over. Well, you already know what happens, don't you? The wives come home prematurely!
Thursday, May 7 – Sunday, June 14, 2015
Allen and Michelle have been living together for eighteen months. It is the first real relationship for both of them. Michelle thinks they should marry; Allen isn't sure. His hesitancy drives her home to her parents for advice. Unknowingly, both sets of parents know each other “very well”. The pieces fall uproariously into place when the parents decide to meet the young lovers over dinner to lend their maturity and experience for the benefit of their children's relationship. It's suddenly everyone for himself in this wild, rollicking look at love and romance.
Thursday, June 18 – Sunday, August 2, 2015
Carol is being driven crazy by her charming monster of an ex husband, Victor, and his new wife, who employ every trick in the book to end Carol's thousand dollar a week alimony. Carol's quirky kids work at Victor's pasta restaurant chain, and Carol is sure Victor is bullying her son into an early grave. When Carol has a passionate affair with Victor's lawyer, they decide Victor has to die and the audience cheers its agreement.
Thursday, August 6 – Sunday, September 13, 2015
Angelina, in Apt. 104, will have you howling! Harry, in Apt. 304 deals with a gentleman who is battling his greedy daughter at the same time that he gets involved with an aging hooker. When the daughter and the hooker meet "the audience laughs up a Newport-worthy hurricane!"
Thursday, September 17 – Sunday, October 18, 2015
This classic comedy opens as a group of the guys assembled for cards in the apartment of divorced Oscar Madison. And if the mess is any indication, it's no wonder that his wife left him. Late to arrive is Felix Unger who has just been separated from his wife. Fastidious, depressed and none too tense, Felix seems suicidal, but as the action unfolds Oscar becomes the one with murder on his mind when the clean-freak and the slob ultimately decide to room together with hilarious results as The Odd Couple is born.
Thursday, October 22 – Sunday, November 22, 2015
On the surface it seems that Mary and Brian Hanson, a couple in their late forties, have what appears to be a very comfortable marriage. They live in a gorgeous apartment, their children are grown and gone and they pride themselves on being best friends. But though content, the marriage has grown tired. And then one morning while Brian is playing tennis, their lives are turned upside down when Mary’s old college boyfriend, Peter, shows up... or does he?
Always A Bridesmaid
Thursday, November 27 – Thursday, December 31, 2015
In this hilarious comedic romp, four friends have sworn to keep the promise they made on the night of their Senior Prom: to be in each other's weddings…no matter what. More than thirty years later, these Southern friends-for-life are still making "the long walk" for each other, determined to honor that vow. ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID is the rollicking tale of four loyal and determined women who definitively answer the question, "Just how far are you willing to go to keep a promise to a friend?" If you've ever elbowed a stranger out of the way to catch a bride's bouquet, seriously questioned the mental stability of the duo saying "I do" or been forced to wear the world's ugliest bridesmaid dress, this deliriously funny JONES HOPE WOOTEN COMEDY is definitely for you…and your dearly beloved!