Sorry! Wrong Chimney!
(by Jack Sharkey and Leo W. Sears)
November 5 - December 31, 2009

Director: Sandy Cerel

Stage Manager: Henryce Zannini

Cast: Nishan Lawton, Andi Flax, Rick Bagley, Sarah Dunn, Jonathan Keene, Maureen Noel, and Fred Davison

A man is moonlighting as a department store Santa so that he can buy his wife a gift for Christmas. He tells her he’s working late at the office, but she finds out he isn’t at the office at all. A suspected other woman, hypnotism, a notorious Santa burglar, his gun-toting fiancée, and a confused policeman add up to a hilarious, rollicking tale!

“A lighthearted Christmas tale full of mistaken identities and zany foul-ups, with a smattering of slapstick. What you see is what you get: A couple of hours of uncomplicated laughter and fun!”

NEW YEAR’S EVE IN NEWPORT!
Join us for our New Year’s Eve Celebration!

We start with a good looking guy slicing up the rib eye just for you! Then we have a cute young lady serving you the following:

Pasta
Potato Salad
Meatballs
Lettuce Bowl
Roasted Chicken
Tuna Salad
Roasted Potatoes
Beets & Onion Salad
Lobster Newburg
Baked Stuff Shrimp
Ham (with our own glaze)
Vegetable Medley of Cauliflower & Broccoli
Glazed Carrots
Green Beans
Sliced Pork
Sweet Potatoes
Hot Coffee and Hot Tea All Night Long!
Bread – Butter
and a Great Selection of Desserts

Then the very funny play, “Sorry, Wrong Chimney!”

And then a New Year’s Eve Cabaret with Noisemakers and Champagne at Midnight!

All for $79.00 Per Person! Includes Tax and Tip! (tipping on bar orders only)

Doors open at 7 p.m. and close at 1 a.m.

Call 401-848-7529 to make your reservation. Come Join Us!

Wally's Cafe (by Sam Bobrick and Ron Clark)
February 10 - March 28, 2010

Stage Manager: Nishan Lawton

A couple opens a diner near Las Vegas. It seems their only customer is a footsore Illinois girl hitchhiking to Hollywood! Years later she returns to bail out her old friends.

"Funny--disarming and engaging"
"Wonderful wacky comedy!” ”

Happy Birthday (by Marc Camoletti; adapted by Beverley Cross)
April 1 – May 9, 2010

Bernard gets caught in a web of lies involving his wife, his mistress, his maid, his best friend, and his friend’s girlfriend. Frantic complications follow in which identities, plots, counter plots, and bedrooms are exchanged with ever increasing confusion! An unexpected ending makes everyone happy!

“A long running success in London”

“A genuinely brilliant play—full of laughs!”
“Witty, as well as wise about human nature”

Lover's Leap (by Bill Daily)
May 13 – June 20, 2010

A madcap farce! George is about to have his first extramarital affair. When he sees a man on the hotel ledge—and then a woman—the fun begins!

“It’s time for a good laugh!”

Suitehearts

(by William Van Zandt and Jane Milmore)
June 24– August 1, 2010

Director:  Matt Siravo

Stage Manager:  Nishan Lawton

A young couple checks into a New York hotel for a romantic weekend.
An older couple has inadvertently booked the same honeymoon suite!
After they scuffle over the accommodations, no one is where or with
whom they should be. With plenty of sight gags and one liners,
this play will have you laughing all the way through!

“Time to forget your troubles—and laugh!

Don’t Dress for Dinner
(by Marc Camoletti; adapted by Robin Hawdon)
August 5 – September 5, 2010

Bernard packs his wife off to her mother’s and is planning the weekend with his mistress.  He asks his best friend to be his alibi.  What could possibly go wrong?!

“It’s an evening of humorous confusion!”